And in no particular order:
Not Monica Lewinsky.
And finally for today's candidates:
Eric Hartsburg asked for bids on eBay to get a Romney tattoo on his face.
An anonymous Republican bidder paid him $15,000 to get it done.
That is the only Romney tattoo I could find, so please don't be offended. If you don't know who some of the men in the tattoos are.. well...
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